Jul 16 2008
Guitar Hero
My cousin called: IT”S FREE SLURPEE DAY!I haven’t had a slurpee since back in the day when we used the spoon/straw=spraws, for sniffing cocaine’ I thought to myself as we pulled into an overflowing 7-11 parking lot filled with people walking out with shot glass slurpee cups. We shoved our way past the hotdog rotisserie display case and found two police taking down a crackhead who was abusing the gift. I shot my slurpee and felt the sharp pain to my brain as I grabbed my head screaming: AHHHHH!Amateur, my cousin chuckled. We just got pedals for Guitar Hero.
I have no idea what you just said.
The playstation video game: Guitar Hero.
Dude I don’t play video games. I can’t think of a better way to waste time personally.
She placed the guitar strap over my head and showed me where to put my fingers. She turned up the volume and I strummed the first few notes as Pat Benetar and I sang: We are One.
The crowd cheered and the monster was created.
I headbanged through Metallica and stage dove onto the couch during my Sex Pistol’s set flipped off the crowd and spit on the television screen. My cousin carefully removed the guitar from around my neck. Game Over.
