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Sep 21 2008

Published by molly at 1:07 am under single mom, weed Edit This

As I began reading the old classic children’s book Goldie Locks and the Three Bears to my toddler, it hit me: Goldie Locks is a stoner.

This chick goes wandering through the forest for no apparent reason. Then breaks into a house because she’s got the munchies; eats up all their food, vandalizes their furniture then crawls in bed to take a nap?

As I turn the pages I expect some happy ending where Goldie Locks learns a valuable lesson and they all live happily ever after. Nope. She gets paranoid and runs away. Thee End.

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