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Sep 09 2008

Chaperone

Published by molly at 3:52 pm under flirting, pregnancy, single mom, weed Edit This

The doctor said as he opened the door “I’m so impressed, my staff already administered the glucose juice, they are on top of it,” the doctor says as he opens the door. “Before you start high-fivin anyone, I told them to administer the test because it takes an hour and I don’t want to be here all day, I’m on top of it, you better recognize!”

“High five” he says with his hand in the air. I grabbed his hand and pulled him in ghetto style.

“So how’s the pot brownie thing going?” He asked.

“Did you drug test me?”

“Not yet, but I want to.” He says.

“Go for it, I’ve been good.”

“Good girl, ok then let me give you a pelvic exam, do we need a chaperone? I can go get Debbie if you want” he asks.

“No I’m cool,” I say as I spread open my legs thinking I’m so glad I shaved this morning! This is the most “inter”action I’ve had in six months.

“It appears you have a lot of discharge, I’ll get a swab and test you for a Yeast Infection.” He says. I would know if I had a Yeast infection that’s just cum. The test came back negative.

from my book:  Scars of Paris   available at Borders or Barnes & Nobles

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