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Aug 25 2008

Published by molly at 12:17 am under Vegetarian, dating, masterbation, single mom Edit This

“You left your PORNO in the DVD. I set it on your desk so I could watch Season 1 of Gilmore Girls.” Mom smurked.

“YUCK MOM!” I Shrieked.

“YUCK YOU! It’s your porno.” Mom replied.

“No, yuck you’re watching Gilmore Girls! On DVD!” I dramatized like a Gilmore Girl myself. “Meet your Meat is an informational animal rights DVD, not a porno. There’s a picture of a cow right on the disk. What sorta twisted shit did you think I was into?”

This has become our new code term for masturbation.

Mom calls, “so what are you kids getting into tonight?”

“Uhh, pajamas.” I answer, “Oh yeah then I’m going to meet my meat.”

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